A-Rod Lifts Red Sox Past NY

(Pictured: A-Rod having his breasts massaged by Joe Torre.)

3 Time MVP and all around-"might be best player once its all said", Alex Rodriguez, sucked last night and was booed hardcore by the New York faithful. While A-Rod is pretty much the man, he was terrible last night, posting the beautiful line of: 0-for-5, 2 K, 2GIDP(one with bases loaded), and 7 LOB. Don't forget his error either.

Although A-Rod sucked, I've got to give some serious credit to Justin Masterson, who is too legit to quit. The guy has come out of Pawtucket and done everything asked of him, switching to the bullpen seamlessly. He's pretty much the anti-Buchholz right now.

But getting back to A-Rod, seriously Yankees if you don't want him, I'd love to see him in Boston. And I'm sure he's OK, he probably slept on some nice stripper tits last night.

Wakefield had a very Dice-K like night going 5 innings and securing the win, which is more than I expected from his elderly ass.

The Red Sox are either close, or have picked up Kotsay from the ATL today which is good news. Safer than trading for Gary Shefield and signing Barry "Bail" Bonds they played it safe and got a guy who kills Fenway Park to pick up for JD Drew's frail self.

In other good news, Beckett will be back Friday. If Beckett is healthy the Red Sox should be OK as he is godly in postseason play. I don't really give a shit if he sucks from this point until the playoffs because you know he will be lights out like always in the playoffs.

Tonight is the battle of 2 of my least favorite, ugliest pitchers in baseball: HGH, born again Christian, battling porn addiction(who battles that, I enjoy my addiction?) Paul Byrd vs. Fat kid Sid "Shitfaced" Ponson. I pick the Porn Star, Paul Byrd over the bloated and fiending Ponson.

One last thing before I go feed my porn addiction, isn't it great the Red Sox are erasing New York from the playoff picture. I mean I'm over the whole "Yankees Suck" thing but it's still pretty cool. Peace NY!

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