8.29.2008

Fat Kid Sid Shits the Bed & Hideki Ain't so Lucky



(Pictured: Jason Giambi & Cousin, Mandy Giambi)

Well the Red Sox took 2/3 and that's not bad. The only thing funnier from the series than Bobby Abreu pussing out and not catching Jason Bay's triple was Mike Pussina (I'm trying to use as many pussy-esque words as possible in this post) and Joe Girardi even refering to the Yankees playoff hopes.

Dustin Pedroia has come from the rookie of the year to an indispensible players. It's really come to the point that I don't want to imagine this team without the little shit.

Speaking of indispensible, if Josh Beckett is really this hurt; we're fucked. Redneck Josh Beckett, is not the only, but the most important key to the Red Sox repeating.

Last, the bullpen is as sporatic as a middle aged woman on medication. Some days its quiet and weird (Who the fuck plays with bottles for a whole year? It was kind of unique last year in October for Fox camera and what not but now just borderline retarded.) and others suicidal and manic. I think the only people that can fully be trusted is Papelbon and Masterson.


A few last points:

  • All you need to know about Jason Bay: 24 RBIs in 24 games.
  • Mark Kotsay's wifey is hot.
  • Giambi looks like a hulking recovering alcoholic pedophile.

  • David Pauley will get shelled on Saturday.

  • Predicted Dice-K line tonight: 6IP 6BB 6K 3H 1ER





1 comment:

Anonymous said...

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